Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for it
I said you could have an hour to do whatever you wanted, in any way that you wanted with my nude body.
This is what you choose.
Is there any wonder I adore you so?
It’s officially gone too far now.
OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!
is this fucking serious
LOL I WAS WATCHING THIS EPISODE TONIGHT AT WORK W/ MY RESIDENTS
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
90% of my anxiety in a text post
now i need to smoke
Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing
Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
yeah this is definitely preferable actually
tumblr meet up